Ding! Dong! Another Witch Is Dead!!!

Good News! No, GREAT NEWS!!!  Flowers are blooming, dogs and cats are holding hands, and the sunset this evening was the most beautiful ever witnessed by mankind. And why? No, Gov Scott Walker didn't spontaneously sprout a soul or a college degree but something just as magical has happened!

GLENN BECK HAS ANNOUNCED HE IS LEAVING FOX NEWS!  

He came to a mutual agreement with Fox to leave the air this fall! Why? Because his ratings stink and continue to decline. And that translates into money. Poor ratings and a boycott of over four-hundred companies over Becks idiotic comments have collectively ended his reign of error.

                                                                         !!!!!JOY!!!!!